I can't wait to rap

I am such a geek. Like for real - a fucking walking paradox.

I got eternal sunshine around me like I'm Jim Carrey
Pop the top like a virgin without a cherry
Yes, indeed - i'm very necessary
Now I aint no California Girl - But I can be your Katy Perry.

everyone help me think of a good MC name.
so far:
- Mc Bloodbath McGrath
- Meghann the great
- Meghann the Giant
- MZA
- DJ Cunty C
- CNTYZ